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In those OTHER multiverses, Oracle already bought it for $500mil

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Strange IM conversation came my way the other night, whilst discussing some code a team I led wrote at a previous workplace, I think it highlights some crucial factors Oracle bring to the Enterprise Java World:
anon 9:04PM
[about that code]
crazymcphee 9:05 PM
well, it WAS perfect … CRAZY perfect
anon 9:06 PM
lol… no doubt it even spans [...]

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The rewrite will be ready shortly

Sunday, February 1, 2009

You might have seen the following cartoon before:
It’s from a site called The Project Cartoon. What I didn’t know was the site allows you to use the little cartoons to make your own version. You can caption and re-order the panels. For your amusement, and perhaps your edification, I present “The Rewrite Will Be [...]

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